Recent music news headlines that have made me question my grip on reality.

baby shark is a cereal now

You know that thing when you’re scrolling through Twitter and come across an Onion headline and briefly think that it’s real? The opposite situation has been happening to me a lot lately - I’ve encountered a headline so bizarre that I assume it’s fake and I’m shocked by its actual reality. This scenario is far more disconcerting. For some reason, every …

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